Naughty Knickers: Funny Sexy Undies for Seniors – Perfect Over-the-Hill Birthday Gift

About this item

• YES, YOU CAN EVEN DEFECATE IN THEM – Our innovative leakproof technology will protect your finest polyester trousers from wet spots, and a bit of dirt won't ruin your day.
• IT’S ALWAYS THE RIGHT TIME FOR NAUGHTY KNICKERS – Naughty Knickers are crowd-pleasing gag gifts at retirement and over-the-hill birthday parties for women. Give them in themed gift baskets or wrap them up for a hilarious white elephant gift.
• THAT YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE YOU DESIRE – Instantly take decades off your years by slipping into these daring, sexy undies before every big date. You’ll look and feel like a baby again!
• SOFT, SENSUAL, AND SECURE – One-size-fits-most, disposable Naughty Knickers aren’t just protective and provocative, they’re comfortable too. You’ll be in the mood for love as soon as the elastic hits your waist.
• A CRINKLE THAT TURNS HEADS – All eyes will be on you as soon as you enter a room. Old fogies will be falling over each other to meet you at the door, because they’ll hear you coming from a mile away, even with their hearing aids off.